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Showing posts with label ST:E. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ST:E. Show all posts

Star Trek: Enterprise Marathon - Part V

Posted by Garth on Friday, May 4, 2007

I finally finished this god forsaken show. It's over. Done. However I have some thoughts on it that will be made in a future post. I just can't deal with it now. Need to drink myself into a stupor first.

I feel like I've been violated.

Star Trek: Enterprise Marathon - Part IV

Posted by Garth on Thursday, May 3, 2007

One more effing episode to go! Then I'm done! And I never have to watch this god forsaken show ever again! Yee haw!

I can't wait for this damn show to end. One step forward, two steps back. No wonder it went off the air. I'm 3 episodes away from finishing the entire series, and I just want to power through them to say I'm done. I do not blame the actors at all, but the writers really suck ass. They should be court-martialed, or whatever it is they do in the Star Trek universe. Maybe shoot them with a phase pistol. Or a photon torpedo. Or... hell, whatever. Just glad it's done soon. I feel like a masochist, getting through every episode of this show in a couple of weeks time.

Star Trek: Enterprise Marathon - Part II

Posted by Garth on Sunday, April 22, 2007

In another episode the engineer gets captured and is held in a cargo hold of an alien ship. All kinds of alien tech (though lowish) and hardware lying around. He uses his technical know-how to jettison an escape pod off the ship and does some other crap.

Now, think what the A-Team would've done in that situation. They would've built some sorta space-tank and driven it down the corridors of their captor's ship. Or rigged the escape pod with a potato cannon or something. Anyway, here's what I think their ship would look like as they flew through outer space, looking for wrongs to right.

Star Trek: A-Team

I understand that the Enterprise is on a peaceful mission of exploration, but I'm watching an episode where they're trying to avoid contamination of a pre-warp culture, and in doing so Scott Bakula and British Guy are almost killed. Hot Vulcan stages a rescue operation and they get into a shootout. So, we're talking a shootout between WWII-era weapons and PHASE PISTOLS! And yet the Enterprise crew are all just wearing their cotton jumpsuits. For the love of god, are there no bullet proof vests in the 23rd century?

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