Dosboy's Bits and Bytes

My first post on dosboy.ca via a Mac.  Get it?  DOSboy.  Mac.  Ironic.

I have no idea what I'm doing.  I just installed Firefox (though I'm using Safari for this cuz I started while FF was d/ling).  Beyond that, I have no idea what to do.  But it sure is shiny.  And my gf is already jealous of my NEW gf (though, at the risk of sounding gay, all my computers have been named after Transformers, and all male, so technically this would be my new robotic bf).  However I don't even know how to name this thing in front of me.  I'm seriously lost.  Time to RTFM I suppose.