Dosboy's Bits and Bytes

So I'm browsing TFsource and I stumble upon this page. And the first picture that greets me is this one:


More than meets the eye indeed. In addition to the picture above it also included the following two:

And apparently Melissa's surfboard transforms into Prime's sword (if that isn't phallic I don't know what is). When did Optimus Prime become such a stud?