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I FUCKING HATE VISTA!

Posted by Garth on Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Every day a new reason surfaces for my hatred of Vista. Today it was SQL Express being unable to browse particular directories. Turned out to be a combination of Symbolic Links and NTFS Permissions. Then just now (and this happens repeatedly, at least a few times a week) Outlook just stops responding. Sits there. I click it, it greys-out. I click it again and nothing happens. I close it and it tells me it's not responding (duh!) and that I should wait while Windows tries to figure out what's wrong. Unless it's planning on formatting my drive and reinstalling with XP, it won't ever figure it out.

ARGH!

75 comments:

Gillian said...

This is maybe your funniest post yet! I'm cracking up.

Anonymous said...

That line should go down in history:
"Unless it's planning on formatting my drive and reinstalling with XP, it won't ever figure it out."

I burst out laughing when I read it.

-Los Angeles

Maox said...

I googled "I fucking HATE Vista" just to find people who felt like me, so I wouldn't have to feel so lonely when this shitty fucking system BUTTRAPES me every five god damned minutes.. Dear god, I hate it so much.. I want to inflict pain.. I want to bring hurt, I want to bring pain to its face!

That's how I found your site. You are NOT alone, my friend, there are more of us! We can fight this thing! We can win! We have to fight! You hear me? YOU HEAR ME??

FUCKUAC said...

I'm with you Maox, i did the exact same thing. Half the things i do needs UAC enabled, half of them need it disabled, and everytime i change it vista needs to take a breather from all the commotion and restart. And of course everytime i restart i have to set up a new network, because no matter what i try, vista thinks i have no ethernet cable plugged in.....


FUCK VISTA, FUCK IT IN THE ASS

Anonymous said...

Thank you guys thank you so much for sharing that all.... FUCKING FUCKED FUCK VISTA! I hate them so much I HATE THIS FUCKING FUCK system! I DONt WANT TO HAVE IT I HATE IT!!!! ..but I have to do you understand that frustration? I am about to give a suck to my employer because he give me this SHIT FUCKED SHIT EVER! It takes always 5min to copy 30MB!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY???????, FUKCED FUCK and? WIFI? SHIT FUCK!...HEY BILL YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!

Cocos said...

i just googled i fucking hate vista for the same reason, I FUCKING HATE VISTA

Anonymous said...

Ditto bleeding ditto.
I just want to go to bed. But I can't because I am taking this anal lavage from this wankshite piece of microshit fuckware.

Anonymous said...

absofuckinglutely!! I'm with you.. class action against Microsoft for putting out such a GD SHITTY PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. I WANT TO GET PAID FOR THE PIECE OF SHIT DELL I BOUGHT WITH IT LOADED AND THEN I WANT TO GET PAID FOR THE 100'S OF HOURS LOST REVENUE IT'S COST ME BEACUASE OF SHIT THAT DOESN'T WORK. I'M SO GD FUCKING MAD, I CANNOT EVEN TYPE WITHOUT MAKING MISTAKES

Anonymous said...

Just googled "I FUCKING HATE VISTA" and here I am. After XP machine got trashed with viruses, needed to get up and running fast so fired up the VISTA - I CAN'T PRINT FROM THE ACCOUNTING SYSTEM, I CAN'T RUN THE LABEL PRINTER. I'm afraid of this machine crashing so I put up new firewalls, spy sweepers etc. and now the machine takes 30 times longer to do anything. I've looked for fixes all over the internet. I HATE FUCKING VISTA - MY BUSINESS IS PARALYZED. IT'S CHRISTMAS AND WE CAN'T GET ORDERS OUT. BILL - Instead of running all over the world as a fake do gooder - FIX YOUR GOD DAMN PRODUCT. YOU SPAWNED A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR ANTI-VIRUS, MALWARE, SPY INDUSTRY BECAUSE YOUR PRODUCT IS SO FULL OF HOLES. AND I CAN'T USE MY EXPENSIVE HARDWARE. I HATE YOU. I HATE FUCKING VISTA.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate Vista! It is the most inefficient, incompatible, and resource-hogging OS ever made!I don't buy computers to use Vista, but to use the bunch of games, programs and hardware I've paid good money for. Which won't work on the piece of crap Vista is. Bill Gates, you should be ashamed for forcing people to pay for the Vista junk!

Anonymous said...

Hi! Happy new year to each of you. I just wanted to say that I fucking hate vista! Really. Where do I fucking begin? You've all said it above and I have experienced each of those enumerated cluster fucks myself. Thanks so much for posting this. I too googled I fucking have vista and was truly fucking gratified to find a fucking warm community of people who are fucking piss'd about this. I feel better knowing others are being shit on by that vacuous pissant in redmond. Latest pissoff?

I can't for the life of me fucking delete any of those shit-shovelware "fonts" that choke the menus. I hate the use of that term "fonts" by the way, and I hate the idea of all that "me-too look mom I "made" a 'grunge' face like everyfuckingbody else tried to in 1997" and now some brain-damaged cube dweller decided that including some of that shitware would make the "o/s" [and i use the term loosely] more edgy, kicky, kind o loosey-goosey and hep, so that the kids could connect with it. Yes. I've read every bit of fucking support on this topic. How dare those bitches fill my system with utter shit.

Again, thanks so much!

Anonymous said...

Just googled "I FUCKING HATE VISTA" and yeah, count me in with rest put up with this craphole of as OS on a daily basis. Those fucking dickwads @M$ need to get their heads of our each others ass and FIX THIS SHIT! Piss-Ta is the most hosed off piece of worthless crap to come out of Redmond since ME... It works, then it doesn't work. Then it takes hours to try and find a solution and get it working again. Fuckin' UAC... what a joke. Killed it first thing... It fuckin' scare me to think that Win7 is modeled after this same shit. Fuck it. Ubuntu and OpenOffice will do most of my daily crap, who needs this shithole OS anyway?

Anonymous said...

First of all, FUCK VISTA! I repair vista machines on a daily basis and must say the only working solution out there for Vista is to downgrade it back to WINXP or UPGRADE to Linux instead!! I bought a new dell 1720 notebook with pre-installed vista and it crashed the very first day!!! After spending hours of reloading and troubleshooting, I installed a hacked version of Leopard. It has been 9 months now and still going STRONG!! I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO MICRO$OFT AGAIN!!!

Anonymous said...

VISTA IS A SILLY BITCH
AND NEEDS A GOOD SLAP

Nuno - Portugal said...

FUCK VISTA FUCK FUCK FUCK MICROSOFT

Ten instalations of vista x32 and x64 and still the same errors fuck VISTA FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK YOU BILL GATES!

Nuno from Portugal

Cregory Carr said...

Vista is great! Unless of course you were not part of the Mojave Experiment!

Vista is great! Unless of course you actually wanted to use your computer your way.

Vista is great! Unless of course you did not want to replace all of the software you used to run on previous versions.

However, if you bought a new computer with Vista on it and had hoped for a better computing experience that you had on your old pc with XP, the you basically fucked yourself with the most fucked up operating system Microshaft ever fucked up!

Anonymous said...

I googled "Fuck Vista" and landed here, I just bought a new laptop burdened with Vista and was surprised that all of the hatred directed towards the OS is actually justified. How in the fuck did this piece of shit get released? I hate this operating system and everything about it. I hope the developers, coders, programmers, project directors, managers, and even the janitor who cleaned the offices in Redmond are condemned to a hell where they are forced to conduct menial tasks using their shoddy, worthless operating system for all eternity. Fuck Vista up the ass.

Anonymous said...

I also googled " I FUCKING HATE VISTA", I WANT TO SMASH MY PC!!.

Anonymous said...

I was so fucking pissed off that I googled ASS FUCK VISTA 64 ISSUES and I found this site!

You know what pisses me off? I passed up the entire weekend playing with my kids because of this fucking piece of shit! I have to vent my frustration here because all of the self-imposed sensorship in front of my family is going to give me a fucking anurism!

Fuck Microsft and fuck the horse (Best Buy - AKA Bill Gate's bitch) that they fucking rode in on.

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Phew. That's better...thanks for for your time.

Anonymous said...

Wow, thank god I'm not alone. I also got here by googling "i hate vista". I'm so fucking sick of having to install my software outside of the program files folder just to get it working. What the hell is the point of the program files folder if NOTHING works! Folder browsing completely sucks as well. I can't install XP because it's a new computer and I can't download XP drivers for it. I wish Microsoft would just fucking die!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm so happy now. I formatted my HD and got rid of Vista. I installed XP and searched for the drivers I needed. Now my computer runs like crazy. Windows pop up instantly, Firefox can actually surf the web, Media Player can play a movie without delays. I'm so damn happy. Goodbye forever Vista!!!

Clinton said...

I too googled "I fucking hate vista". The next computer I buy will be a Mac. Suck my balls vista.

Anonymous said...

I too hate FUCKING FUCK VISTA FUCKING CRAP. I start windows explorer in administrator so i thought that means FUCKING admnistrator!!!! NO .. NO... NO..
.... All i get is access denied!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH
How the FUCK do i see these files!!!!!
FUCK VISTA!!! FUCK VISTA !!!! FUCK MICROSOFT!!!!!
I will never buy microsofts products ever again. period!!!!

Anonymous said...

googled "i fucking hate vista"

the next computer i am buying is a macbook pro, and i thank microsoft for finally forcing me to turn away from crappy microsoft OSes that cant run for more than 48 hours without some sort of crash.

i have specific examples... irfanview, clicking on new links sometimes in firefox, acdsee, and internet explorer have all found reasons to crash in vista.

also IE is so goddamn slow in everything it does.

Anonymous said...

Everytime I go over to my Mom/Dads place and they ask me to do something on their computer, it always ends up being FUCKIN VISTA! I c a n ' t s t a n d this fucking OS. If all software was compatible with Apple as it is with Dipshit Gates company, I would have been gone looong ago. Again, FUCK I hate Vista.

Anonymous said...

im fucking trying to fucking change explorer in vista to fucking old style xp fucking style explorer, as in fucking vista explorer i cant fucking list the contents of a fucking folder by fucking filetype. un fucking believable, ive fucking come fucking close to fucking throwing my fucking laptop at a fucking wall, man i fucking hope it fucking doesnt fucking come to that. ok fucking thanks for fucking listening, i do fucking feel a bit fucking better now, which is nice. thanks again. cheers.

Ryan said...

For me Vista found a way to fuck up when i simply plugged head phones in... It didn't just freeze, I got the fucking Blue Screen with fatal error!

And now MS Access is having a laugh at me as it fucks around.

I think violence is the solution.

Anonymous said...

I ALSO FUCKING HATE VISTA.
This is the biggest pile of horse shite ever created.Fuck you microshite for taking away xp from new computers you big fucking lame assed turd balls

Anonymous said...

I love vista so much, it makes my cream my undecracks. Thanks billy u fat asswipe what the fuk was wrong with win 3.11

Anonymous said...

Yes i typed i fuckin hate vista for the same reason everyone above me did. My old computer was giving me issues so i broke down and got a new one thinking things would be better and i cant believe how frustrating VISTA is. I am not extremely computer literate but the amount of online searching i have down to get things to work on this new system may just have cetrified me as a computer programer! We need to come up with a consumer law to sue for mental anguish. AND YES I FUCKING HATE IT.

Matthew, Greenwich, London said...

how do i get a refund for this pile of wank shite fucking cunting crap? i have spend endless hours not getting back to my customers cos outlook 2007 is not responding. microsoft you fucking CUNTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

this IS amazing. I hate dell. I have a 9 month old dell POS system(that's piece of shit just in case you might have thought point-of-sale system) laptop I paid the extra hundred bucks to have them 'downgrade' it to XP from vista and i suspect the gd thing is really like a zebra with a coat of whitewash on it. First rainstorm and I'll be seeing the stripes! THE goddamned thing shut off 5 times today - right in the middle of things - just 'dink' and then gone black - i wish someone would start a class action against these fucks and microshit for selling such crap. Don't bother calling tech support - you'll be on near terminal hold and the connect to some tard that can't do anything more than read from the script. I'm gnna keep beating on this thing to within 10 days of the exp of the warranty then order a new Compaq/HP and return this piece of shit as DOA. It sure is comforting and kinda surprising to see so many others with similar issues.

Anonymous said...

I GOOGLED THIS PHRASE THAT IM LOVIN RIGHT NOW, USING MY.. EHEM.. MY STATION'S PC WITH THIS 'FUCKING VISTA', and guess what? I'm not alone, as I thought!!!

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING VISTA!!!

Anonymous said...

Why is this fucking piece of slow running crap of a shit bollocker buger fuck wank programme allowed to be sold? I fucking hate it. Why do I get a poxy bastard cunting spinning wheel evrey time I right click something? Why does all my old software get rejected? Why does doing business with this crock of wank take so pissing long? I want a fucking refund Bill you PRICK! XP was fine so why fuck up something that works> What a cunt load of shit!

Anonymous said...

I am having an idea to change my computer now to Mac because of this fucking Vista windows shit.

Stupid Microsoft, dont you know, people that Microsoft wants to take control over you with this OS.

I bet that they read all your information from your computer.
And Vista is a maniac - headache.

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT! AND FUCK YOU SLOW VISTA.

Anonymous said...

Yep I googled "Vista Is fucking shit" And found Your site. I'm just sorry, it's not just Me going thoo the crap that is Vista. I've never reely thought like killing ever befor in My life but Vista can drive You down that road. I wonna git the Man who said "Yep that's cool lets release" and kick His fuck head in, sowly, Make Him feel every kick.

Anonymous said...

I too was frustrated and googled something like GODDAMN FUCKING VISTA DENIES ME ACCESS and came here.

I love you guys!

PS it also shows -in one and the same window- that I am both connected to the internet and am disconnected from the internet. How crappy is that!?

Anonymous said...

I too googled The Phrase, and I too wish that I could cast Vista into a pit of everlasting flame. It's slow. It freezes for no reason. It has decided that PowerPoint is never going to work. It downloads programs to random folders in completely nonsensical places. It MOVES folders without explaining why it has. It will not run Explorer (not that I am fond of Explorer either). It will not run ANY of my hardware properly unless I spend several hours searching for Vista drivers that it then refuses to download. It disconnects me from the Internet every five minutes. It makes every piece of software I own believe that I have not registered it yet. It gives me the Twirling Blue Circle of Frustration whenever I simply try to scroll down the screen.

In combination with my horrible Acer keyboard, which has the "Enter" and "Shift" buttons in the wrong places and occasionally shifts the computer into French mode for no particular reason, Vista makes me want to set this laptop on fire and drop it off my balcony. Congratulations, Bill Gates. Well done, sir.

Anonymous said...

I also googled 'Vista is fucking shit'. I would love to meet the disillusioned moron architect who thinks he's done a good job with this version..Windows follows a reverse Darwin theory in that on each incarnation it assumes the end user is dumber than the previous.

Ken Hawkins said...

I know this thread is old, but I cannot help but join in with the vile hatred I have for Vista!!

The whole team responsible for this festering shit-pile named Vista should be dragged behind a pickup over broken glass, and before dying, be staked out in the sun for the ants to feast upon.

Everyone passing by should be encouraged to defecate upon them. Even their children should be made to suffer for the crime of having such idiotic parents!

I have informed all my family members that I will NOT make any repairs to a Vista PC, other than to format C: and install linux. If they have a desperate needed windows-only application, are especially nice, include me in their will, and bake lots of cookies, XP.

Anonymous said...

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT VISTA AND ALL THOSE COCKSUCKERS PUSHING THIS PIECE OF SHIT OS ON EVERYONE OUT THERE. EVERY NEW COMPUTER COMES WITH THIS GARBAGE INSTALLED ON IT. I FUCKING HATING VISTA WITH A PASSION. ALL OF THOSE INVOLVED IN PUTTING THIS OS TOGETHER, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

Barnacle Bill said...

Apart from all the “normal” Vista shite that is going on is anybody getting this fuckin’ message saying your Hard Drive is shagged… replace it?
I have spent day trying to sort this bastard problem out and haven’t been able to, also like all the other feckin’ shite that happens with Vista there never appears to be a solution on any of the forums, just loads of people with the same shitty problem and a few die-hard Vista nerds popping up every so often saying that Vista is the best operating system ever.

A message for Bill Gates : - you, sir, are a fucking gobshite of the highest order, Vista is the software equivalent of a Camel… i.e. a Horse designed by a fucking committee.
Also you should be fucked up the arse with the rough end of a
Pineapple for allowing that piece of abysmal shite out into the field.

Oh yeah Billy boy, and I hope you get shafted up the shitter for billions of $’s by this lawsuit to withdraw Word in 60 days and rewrite it because it infringes on someone else’s patent.

Thankyou and goodnight.

mikololo said...

JCMB i just bought a new unit. Nothing works without having to spend ages trying to work out why it didnt work to start with. JCMB microsoft... now i will have to buy no.7 just to see... (i seemingly need windows) to see how bad it can now really get. Why why why dont they just dump themselves off this stupid merry-go-round horse and shit fresh somewhere in a field instead?

mikololo said...

A week later.. (yep - i bought vista) now it slows down (to a crawl and then virtually jesus christ monkey balls shuts down)after a couple hours work - and did mention how long it then takes to restart? You dont even realise its slowing down when you are busy.. then its the same freaking process all over again. Dumps internet connection regularly and seems to ask if you are doing it yourself. Wont install certain NEEDED programs. Fucking well reorganises everything so you have to go through about seven processes to do one crap arse simple thing (i'm loading web content continuously). How in holy hell why does no one have a lawsuit against this fucking waste of time piece of crap monstrosity? or drive their car up to head office and throw their computers on the front lawn?Insane - imagine how high the pile would be, and surely there should (must) be a warning on the packaging? oh yeah - there will be... MICROSOFT.

And hey barnacle bill... the pineapple comment is right on. And yeah - someone has to love it - but it sure as shit isn't anyone in our office. Fuck you bastard arse miocrosoftcocks. As soon as i've saved up enough $$, this unit is going to get a golden shower (powered down of course)... ha - happy day.

Anonymous said...

Googled 'vista is fucking pissing me off' and found you guys, awesome :-)

Anonymous said...

I am so happy this site exists. As did most here I also google "God I fucking hate Vista". I fucking despise Vista, fuck fuck fuck I hate it so fucking much, sometimes I want to throw my POS dell against a fucking wall. Burn in hell Vista creators, WTF were you thinking, why do you have to include so fucking much useless, resource hogging shit into such a fucked up useless POS operating system. Fuck fuck fuck fucefbfgjknhjhbkh ihate it GOd damnit.

Anonymous said...

Oh one more fucking thing. Why or why does microshit require you to receive hotfixes through the fucking email, why cant I just d/l the fucking thing right off their goddamn website, why do they make it so fucking difficult to fix problems I shouldnt even fucking have. It's their fault for making such a shitty operating system, why should have to jump through fucking hoops to get it to sometimes fucking work. God I fucking hate VISTA die you pOS crap fuckhead of fucking douche hole crap fuckall operating system.

I feel better now

Anonymous said...

I just googled "I fucking Hate Vista," because i FUCKING HATE VISTA! Just to see what happened- and I found your site, you did the same thing, Ha! Great. That puts a smile on my face, that it can be googled with profanity and the vista hater community comes out. It helps my frustration over this crap program a little itty bit. Sort of. Ok Not really cuz now i have to go back to it. Ughhhhhhh. Why wasn't I warned, why didn't I do my research?!?!?!!!

Anonymous said...

i just googled those magic words too and found this site! I am usually a calm person, never swear and have good manners, but vista unleashes this f**king foul mouthed monster inside me. It has immense dark powers.

Clinton said...

I'd like all of us to print this forum out, wipe our arses with it, and then send it to Microsoft

Anonymous said...

You all obviously have issues cause I love Vista, I love waking up in the morning and getting anally raped everytime i log on. Or that special memory I have of actually paying to upgrade to this lovely software. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside; though that could be the feeling of Vista's 12 incher unloading inside of me....

Anonymous said...

if i ever see bill(you for a fucked up OS while i hide behind these wrought iron)gates in public, im gonna kick him in the nuts. im sure he will know it was making vista.

Anonymous said...

k well i searched the same words as everybody else and FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT VISTA.

What the fuck was wrogn with good old XP THAT ACTUALLY FUCKEN WORKED.

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE VISTA on so many levels I want to scream. And this happens daily. There should be a website like ifuckinghatevista.com with ranking of the most annoying vista fuck-ups.

Anonymous said...

I just googled 'vista is fucking' shit cos otherwise I was going to smash my fucking laptop. If I'd known what this shite was like that was pre-installed on it I'd never have bothered getting a laptop in the first place. How come I extract an .iso file on THIS computer perfectly easily running XP, use exactly the same file and program on Vista two minutes later and suddenly nothing can be done with the file - cos 'Maybe it's in use...' (no, it's not, you patronising twat) and MagicIso claims the file isn't a cd image (it is! You KNOW it is on XP, that's why you just extracted it, don't listen to that fucked-up liar Vista) - and not happy with that, during all this fuck-arsing around you get blamed, mocked, asked for 100 permissions like you have the weasliest of suck-arsing secretaries constantly at your side, and sent around the maze of this cesspit OS like a rat in a fucking laboratory. Microsoft? Fucking scum. Nice to meet you all anyway, and to read your comments. Thanks for your time.

Anonymous said...

Just tried a few hours to configure Vista to let files be overwritten via a networked XP computer. No working solution found -- inspite of all the help pages you can find on the web. I ended up googling "fuck vista". We all make one mistake: thinking, Vista is a multi-purpose IT system. It isn't. It actually has two purposes: (1) dictating a text to WordPad -- speech recognition really works nice; and if you don't need that (2) to be thrown against a wall.

Anonymous said...

There's a really beautiful sense of community on this site. I love it. It's good to know that there are others out there. We are not alone. At first I felt guilty.. was I doing something wrong? Was it me? Perhaps I just wasn't good with computers. But now I know that Vista is just really, really poo.

Anonymous said...

If vista was an animal its species would have died long ago. Not because it is slow and passes out like a narcoleptic slow norris, but because I would have hunted its sorry fat ass down and killed it and all its children.

Ah,- that's better.

Anonymous said...

I too dislike vista

Anonymous said...

What a fucking piece of shit, 2 months into owning Vista it decides to stop recognising all my USB devices apart from keyboard and mouse. So I uninstall them, then my keyboard starts playing up so I buy a replacement, which vista doesnt recognise... No known fix of course. So I buy windows 7 and try to upgrade but mid-installation vista decides there isnt a DVD player in my computer anywhere. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS.

Anonymous said...

Vista is a wonderful piece of shit, designed like alot of products these days to keep an industry in business, profits soaring, and us sheeple in line... doing nothing better with our intelligence that wasting hours of our lives trying to make it work and then venting our desperation, writing shit here instead of taking the fucking empire down that built it. Satan at work! And I just thought I was the only one ;o) Peace to all

Anonymous said...

FUCKING VISTA IS SO FUCKING USELESS THAT IT COULD BE CALLED THE CRAP OF THE WHOLE FUCKING CENTURY.CANT EVEN MOVE A FUCKING DAMN FILE WITHOUT SCREWING ME UP.

Anonymous said...

fuck yeah I've hated Vista for so long.. I must be some kind of masochist to still be trying to use Vista on my fucking useless laptop after all these years

Anonymous said...

I can't really add anything to this blog. And, I can't swear with the same aplomb as some of the profanity experts above. I, like many here, found it by Googling for 'Vista is fucking shit', out of deep and profound frustration trying to install it (not run it, just install it) on an HP Pavillion laptop. The problem was, it wasn't my HP Pavillion laptop, and I'd promised to sort it out. Had it been mine, I would have smashed the fucking, cunting, wanking, bastard, shit-arsed, wank-stained, fucking, cunting, shitting, fucking, bollock-wanked, shit out of it, then I would have fucking shat on it.

It's wonderful to be among like-minded individuals. I feel better now.

Cheers.

Steve.

Anonymous said...

I googled "STOP FUCKING HANGING YOU PIECE OF SHIT VISTA SUCK MY BALLS!" and came across this website. Firefox won't stop hanging, and Pyscripter won't stop hanging. My balls won't stop hanging either but that's no reason for Vista to exist.

Anonymous said...

If vista was a man, I'd eat his children. I'd dance to musical instruments made from the bones of his grandmother. I'd get a monkey island style voodoo doll of his wife and give it to a volcano as a present. I'd jump on his liver like a kangaroo. I'd urinate in his Corn Flakes. I'd make little incisions on the straps of his flip flops so they break in a week. After all this, everyone will say, "Hey, there goes vista, what a douche". -Freddie Mercury

Anonymous said...

Fuck it. I'm sick of this shit. Now its stuck cancelling. WTF. How can I cancel a cancel! That is it. I'm off to linux land. Go Ubuntu!

Mike - the vista hater said...

Fucking vista shite, going to reinstall windoze 95, at least it fucking worked you microsoft bastards

Anonymous said...

my brand new vista does not even last an hour i just logged on and poof blue screen so i say. . .

DAMN VISTA TO HELL AND BACK F*** YOU MICROSOFT AND YOUR CRAPPY COMPUTER

lol venting feels good

Microshit said...

Recovery Console + Safe Mode not working + Access Denied = ARRRRG!!!

A single registry value as default setting would have enabled access to the security snap-in without the gui. Wasted hours searching for and reading through their fucking mindnumbing knowledge base articles. All I want to do is copy the Documents and Settings folder to an external drive so I can re-install the OS. But, oh hell no, that would be way too convenient. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT! MORONS!

Barnacle Bill said...

I have posted here before and the pile of shite VISTA has got worse. I have had to replace 2 fuckin' H/D's in the intervening time span since my last post, but now there is another vista problem that I have that has been doing the fucking rounds for 3 years and those fucking twat-bag arse-hole programmers at Microshaft have failed to fix (3 cunting years and NO fix!!!) I now have the perpetually looping screen on my laptop saying "Configuring 3 of 3 updates, 0% complete, do not turn off your computer"... it reboots and starts all over again... for 3 FUCKING HOURS then I buttoned it, what a totally useless piece of shit vista is I fucking hate the bastard and all the twats who wrote it.... Why is it that every new O/S by Microshaft always makes the previous O/S look good???? My next outlay is going to be on a Mac, I've had enough of this Microshite bollocks to last a lifetime.

Barnacle Bill said...

Update on yesterday's vista upgrade shite.... After trying ALL the Microshite fixes for this problem I tried to use a restore point and the fuckin' thing said that there weren't any... how is that fucking possible? when the crappy piece of shit always says it's creating one BEFORE it loads the bleedin' upgrades!!!! So... I am now at the point of doing a system restore back to as it was when I bought the twat!!!! Thanks Microsoft for making me waste even MORE fuckin' time reinstalling your useless fucking "not fit for purpose" shit, cunt wanking bollocking operating system that, yet again, has fucked up and lost my data!!! I am totally fucked off with all this Vista twattery and you lot will NEVER, EVER AGAIN get any money off me for ANY of your piss-poor second rate shitty software... you can stick the fucking lot up your respective fat arses one by one... yer bunch of cunts.

Barnacle Bill said...

Sorry... For my last post please read--- Updated for Upgrades --- The only thing I would EVER upgrade Vista to is something UNIX based.

Anonymous said...

Vista is crap of shit! Although it does not freezing to me, works so slow that I get to kick his ass! I turned off all unnecessary stuff, uninstall programs, disabled unnecessary start-up programs, disabled unnecessary services, tried to tune performance using tuneup utilities, NO HELP NOT AT ALL! Worst operating system EVER!

ogorceni

Anonymous said...

Vista is a very productive marketing tool for Microsoft. They first experimented with the technique using Windows ME. Anyone remember that fiasco? The strategy is give the consumer something that is quite literally a piece of crap OS, purposely flawed of course, making sure that the new OS requires most of your programs must be replaced because they are no longer compatible with the new (and improved) OS, or your programs run so erratically the only recourse is to try a never version of the program, hoping it will work better. It will not. Now Microsoft is quite content to sit idly by while you bang your head on the wall in frustration. They are sitting idly by waiting for you the consumer to be ripe for the picking, at which point they will offer up for your consumption Windows 7, which will conveniently resolve most of your Vista issues. Consider yourselves duped, and contemplate Linux instead.

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